Saturday, June 04, 2005

Allow Myself to Introduce...Myself

At high noon
or in the dark moonless night there is a light.
Can you see it?
And, by the way, who are you?
- Shunryu Suzuki



Who am I?
I am Kevin. I am 21 years old. I currently live in Okemos, Michigan with my two roomates, Mike and Adam.

Who am I?
I am a son and a brother. I am a grandchild, nephew, and cousin. I am of Norwegian and Polish decent, and I am proud to be an American citizen.

Who am I?
I am an amalgamation of opposites. I am an oxymoron.


  • A nerdy jock, or an extremely athletic dork
  • The most depressed optimist, or the most cheery pessimist
  • A very strange conformist, or a very plain rebel
  • The meanest nice guy you’ve ever met, or an exceptionally kind asshole

Who am I?
I have absolutely no idea.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, love the oxymorons...prolly go with extremely athletic dork, meanest nice guy, strange conformist, andddddd cheery pessimist. Although I don't know about cheery pessimist. You're pretty positive about things (like sports). Man, your post puts mine to shame. Yours is very beautifully written...I feel like a failure. So for making me feel like a failure I hate you. And I only rub my dick all over the shower in hopes of you getting the disease I got from the Ben Wallace basketball. My penis is now a mint green color because of that basketball, or from wiping it all over our dirty ass shower. Either way, it's not good...

Anonymous said...

Wow. His did put yours to shame. And if you wanted a Ben Wallace basketball that badly, I could've taken one during my haydays at the Palace. How do you think we have the Ben Wallace poster? How do you think haydays is correctly spelled?