Monday, June 20, 2005

Police Briefs

Robert Horry was arrested today for armed robbery and attempted murder. According to eyewitness accounts, Horry stabbed the Detroit Pistons in the heart 5 times, then fled the scene with Game 5 of the NBA finals in his possesion. The Pistons are listed in critical condition.

2 comments:

Kevin said...

Robert Horry!
Robert Horry!
Robert Horry!

Not thinking about him won't make him go away. Just ask Rasheed.

Adam said...

Robert Horry SAVED Tim Duncan last night. If Horry doesn't hit that three and Pistons take the series, Duncan is the G-O-A-T for a year.