This is what happened from my perspective:
(Lound knocking on the door)
Me: It's 7:30 in the morning. Who's there?
(more knocking)
Me: (opening the door) What do you want?
Random Guy: (in a very quiet voice, almost like whispering) Ok...hey...where is she?
Me: Um...what?
Random Guy: (moving his head closer to me like he's telling me a secret, still whispering) Look man, the police are here...
(The guy was then grabbed by a policeman, not more than 5 seconds after I opened the door)
Policeman: Ok, what's going on man? You look confused. Do you know where you are?
Random Guy: Some bullshit apartments.
Policeman: Do you know where you are, right now?
Random Guy: (mumbling) Yeah, bullshit apartments.
Policeman: Do you live around here?
Random Guy: No
Policeman: (looking at the guy's driver's license) Yes you do.
Random Guy: No
Policeman: Why are your pants wet? Did you sleep in the grass overnight?
Random Guy: Yeah.
Policeman: (to me, who has just been standing there in my doorway, dumbfounded) You're all set, man.
(The policeman then led the guy downstairs)
2 comments:
Hahahaha that's awesome. I can't believe you opened your door! I would have let that high as a kite fucker knock until his hand fell off, or until he was cuffed.
"Drugs are bad, mmmkay?"
I didn't realize he was high until I opened the door.
In hindsight, it probably wan't the smartest decision I ever made. But 30 seconds earlier I had been asleep, I wasn't exactly thinking clearly.
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