Thursday, March 12, 2009

A Billion Things I Hate (cont)

-The expression "Hunky Dory"

- JD Power (the associates too, but not as much)

- The Colorado Avalanche

- Arrogant Ignorance

- Desktop Tower Defence (because I can't beat it without juggling)

- When the weather fluctuates between warm and cold (Just pick a season!)

- David Beckham pretending he's still an elite international player

- Christiano Ronaldo for being a whiny bitch.

- Kansas being mentioned before MSU for a possible #1 seed (because I'm supposed to hate this, apparently....)

- De-frosting soup. (It takes FOR...EV...ER)

- Dimensions 5 and up.

- MDOT

- Anything and everything related to American Idol

- Waking up 15 minutes before my alarm goes off. (or any other amount time actually. But 15 minutes is the worst...)

4 comments:

Kevin said...

According to my count, I have so far mentioned 78 things that I hate. Only 999,999,922 to go!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for including the Kansas one. This is your finest post ever.

Do you think you can find a billion things (and post them) before you die?

Kevin said...

I would have to post 50,000 things per day for about 55 years to reach 1 billion.

I just don't have enough time to type out 50,000 things per day.

After all, there are only 86,400 seconds in a day. Subtract 8 hours sleep, and I only have 57,600 seconds of available time.

So if I stopped doing everything else in my life and concentrated solely on posting, I would have to average 1 entry every 1.152 seconds.

I can't type that fast!

Anonymous said...

If you were dedicated, motivated, and really wanted it, Kev, you could it!