Saturday, January 30, 2010

With Apologies to Steven Wright

You know how when you decide to stay up all-night you get really hungry and eat breakfast at like 3 in the morning? And then after a few hours you start to get hungry for lunch, but can't decide what you really want? And then you finally decide that you want a Big Mac, and you get kind-of excited about it because you haven't been to McDonald's in a long time? But then you realize it's only 6 in the morning and McDonald's is serving breakfast for another five hours?

I'm like that all the time.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, why were you up all night???

Kevin said...

No particular reason. Just for fun.

Anonymous said...

You and I differ on the meaning of fun. Staying up all night is torture!

Kevin said...

It's only torture if you want to sleep and deprieve yourself from your desire. I didn't really want to go to sleep at 3:30am, so I didn't.

Anonymous said...

Then you are certifiably insane, because at 3:30 in the morning the only thing a normal person wants to do is sleep!

Kevin said...

No argument.