Dork

My brother and I used to play Magic: The Gathering in the mid-90's, but we gave up on the game as we got older and the cards lay unused for about 15 years. My dad recently picked up the game from some of his friends at work, so over the Easter weekend we dove back in and made a few decks. I will be the first one to admit that it's a really dorky game....but I had fun dammit.

In that spirit, I present the dorkiness quiz. Are you a dork? Take this quiz to find out!


You get 1 point if you answer yes to the question.
You get another point if you answer yes to the bonus question
You get 2 more points if you answer yes to the uber-bonus question


1) You have ever tapped a land for mana
bonus: You have ever argued how to tap a land for mana
uber-bonus: You won the argument

2) You have ever thought of exercise as "leveling"
bonus: The thought was motivation to go work out
uber-bonus: You kept a stat sheet with header names like "STR"

3) You know the hand gesture that accompanies the phrase "live long and prosper"
bonus: You have made that hand gesture
uber-bonus: It was heartfelt

4) Your text messages are grammatically correct
bonus: You have ever consulted a dictionary to be sure the words in your text messages are spelled correctly
uber-bonus: You have ever consulted a dictionary to see if words in text messages you receive are spelled correctly

5) Special 10 point question!
You have ever taken a dorkiness quiz over the internet






Scoring:
9 or more points - Yep, you're a dork