Because I'm a sucker for a pointless challenge, I watched an episode of Bridalplasty titled Flower Power. Here's the running diary:
- Previously on Bridalplasty...crying women! ...manufactured drama! ...plastic surgery! ...more manufactured drama! ...more crying women!
- Sigh, I hate this show already and it hasn't even started. 30 seconds in and I'm already hurting.
- Crazy women in bandages yelling at each other...this is really annoying
- Some lady got plastic surgery...I don't care
- Some other lady got plastic surgery...I don't care
- They get to meet the Top Celebrity Flower Designer? Flower designers get ranked? Is there a BCS system to determine who the Top Flower Designer is? Sorry.... Top CELEBRITY Flower Designer....
- This guy is ridiculous. South Park couldn't even parody this guy, he's a walking parody of himself.
- A lot of talking about flower arrangements....I don't care
- One of the judges is an E! pseudo-celeb. Never heard of her. Never want to again.
- Frantic flower arranging! ....I don't care
- This is only the first commercial break? I don't know if I'm going to make it.
- More flower arranging, some drama about flower arrangements of other people, more flower arranging. ...I don't care
- Judging Bouquets! Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care, and don't care
- All of these bouquets look the same to me. I have no idea what the difference is between them other than the color of the flowers. At this rate I'll never be Top Celebrity Flower Designer.
- Thank God for commercials. Last segment wasn't painful or annoying, it was just boring as hell.
- How do you feel about the judge's decision? How do you feel about who's getting voted off? How do you feel about how other people feel about that? ....I don't care
- Winner gets a nose job! Hooray!
- Who's getting voted off? ...Still don't care
- HALFTIME! I'm just switching between irritation and boredom. This sucks.
- I have to watch this woman's surgery. Gross.
- Who's getting voted off? ...I DON'T CARE
- At least that segment was short. I'm actually looking forward to commercials. This is sad.
- Crazy women in bandages
- Who's getting voted off? ...I DON'T CARE
- Some woman tells a sob story about how she was teased in middle school. EVERYONE was teased in middle school. Get over it.
- Who's getting voted off? .... I DON'T CARE
- The voting! Finally! Sike, we're going to cut to some more scenes about people talking about the voting.
- Please let this be last segment. Just make it stop.
- The voting! Finally!
- This process should take 15 seconds, not 15 minutes. Just get on with it!
- More voting. For fuck's sake make a decision!
- Some lady gets voted off. The host tells her she can still get married, it just won't be perfect. What a shitty thing to say.
- Thank the Lord it's over.
This show was both annoying and boring. In other words, it's just like every other reality show I've seen. I don't know what makes this one any worse to watch than The Real World or Survivor. It's a bunch of people I don't care about, doing things I don't care about, for reasons I don't care about.
But challenge complete!
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2 comments:
"It's a bunch of people I don't care about, doing things I don't care about, for reasons I don't care about."
I think I get why you like the back of the Tux shop as opposed to the front.
Congrats on the winning the challenge!!! Winner!!!!!
YES!!! I love it. I wish I would have been there to see you watch it.
I'm sorry you aren't going to be a successful celebrity flower designer.
I can't believe their message is "you can get married, but it won't be perfect". Especially to women who have self esteem issues. I wonder what women think this show does for their gender's image. But I bet that 95% of the shows viewers are women, so there are enough out there that don't care. The other 5%? Walking parody's that want to be celebrity flower designers.
I think this one is so much worse because it has bad values. Survivor is about testing yourself against the elements and human psychology. Amazing Race is about challenges in exotic places. Bridalplasty is about self-conscious women competing in dumb challenges for plastic surgery and an expensive wedding when the focus should be on the marriage.
You completed the challenge, which I didn't think was going to happen. Kevin, you have my respect. I will think of a way to try and give you that hour of your life back.
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