When people ask mountain climbers why they climb mountains, the answer is always "because it's there." If you ask me why I made a very odd quiz that serves no useful purpose, my answer is "because it wasn't there."
1. What did you have for lunch today?
a) Umm...I don't remember. But it was definitely some kind of food.
b) Two sandwiches, an apple, chips, and a cookie.
c) I didn't eat lunch.
2.How often do you vacuum your home?
a) Every week
b) Whenever company is coming over
c) What is a vacuum?
3.What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
a) Truth, peace, and love - harmony.
b) Lies, war, and hate - chaos.
c) 42.
4. You have just opened a new box of cereal, but you are having trouble opening the bag. So you....
a)Pull as hard as you can with your bare hands. It's not about the cereal anymore, the bag MUST NOT WIN. You don't care if the cereal goes flying everywhere, you ARE opening that bag.
b) Pull a little harder, but if it still won't open, you're not above stabbing it with a knife to "start it."
c) You open every bag of cereal with a pair of scissors.
5. Death-Drones are attacking alpha base in the 4th quadrant. This is...
a) Good. Alpha base sucks, and it is draining your resources. You help attack alpha base.
b) Bad. If alpha base is destroyed, your entire fleet of mecha-tanks is vulnerable. You help defend alpha base.
c) A trick question. Alpha base is really in the 3rd quadrant.
6. If you were an ice cream topping, a flower, and a former president, you would be...
a) Chocolate Syrup, Tulip, and Rutherford B. Hayes.
b) Sprinkles, Orchid, James A. Garfield.
c) Crushed Peanuts, Marigold, Chester A. Arthur.
7. The answer to this question is...
a) B.
b) A.
c) Z.
8. When you use math analogies to help explain a confusing point, you...
a) Usually only confuse the issue even more.
b) Usually only confuse the issue even more and are forced to waste time defining "asymptote."
c) Usually only confuse the issue even more, are forced to waste time defining "asymptote," and get really strange looks from people.
9. Without checking, how much do you remember about the first question of this quiz?
a) I remember the question, but not which answer went with which question.
b) I remember the question, and my answer.
c) I always intentionally forget the first question of any quiz. I remember nothing.
10. This quiz is...
a) Retarded
b) Infinitely Recursive.
c) Finished.
Write down your answers, and check the comments for the scoring table.
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5 comments:
Q1) The best answer is B. Lunch should be the same everyday. B=2, A=1, C=-1.
Q2) The best answer is A. But I don't vacuum, so C=2, B=1, and A=0.
Q3) Read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. C=1, A and B=0.
Q4) The bag MUST NOT WIN. A=2, B=-1 for cheating, C=-1 for being lame.
Q5) This question is stupid. -1 point if you answered it. 1 point if you skipped it.
Q6) Chocolate Syrup is the only important thing. A=2, B and C=0
Q7) This one is just luck. B=1, A=0, C=-1 because Z doesn't make any sense at all.
Q8) C=2, B=1, A=0. I love math analogies.
Q9) B=2, good job paying attention! A=1, it's not that important anyway, at least you're trying. C=0, that's weird.
Q10) C=2, I have admit it's true. B=-1, if you keep getting stuck at question 9 and re-checking question 1, you need to see a psychiatrist. A=1, This was weird, thank the lord it's over.
14+ points - You are very much like me. I feel sorry for you.
0-13 You seem relatively normal. Thanks for humoring me.
Anything negative. You are boring.
I totally did this quiz wrong!
I thought this was a quiz about YOU, not what I would pick. Haha, well I scored a 14, so I guess that means I kind of know you and your personality...
I can't decide if I'm abnormal because I almost understand your thinking, normal in the fact that I was 0-13 when I took the quiz correctly, or plain retarted in the fact that I took it wrong to begin with.
I did get the math analogy question right =). Shocking, I know =).
Haha, I'm going to go with all three.
I've got: A,A,C,A,C,A,B,A,B,C
Which means I scored a 10.
Thanks for humoring me!
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